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‘An Alien’s Love’ by LB Knowles
Posted November 22, 2009 by planetmagazineCategories: Planet Magazine, Science Fiction
Tags: LB Knowles, Planet Magazine
The Jacques Richarde Building shook. Students and teachers alike considered their escape route, but before they had the time to follow it, the shaking stopped.
“Was that an earthquake?” Madeline Mullaney asked the attractive blonde next to her.
“I think it was an alien landing on the roof,” Maria replied, to the surprise of everyone in the room.
“Just being a cheerleader and a blonde doesn’t give you the right to be a total ditz,” Professor Kottonen told Maria Mulcahy.
Maria hung her head.
“When I was growing up in Lapland, far in the North of Finland, we didn’t have cheerleaders. We only had reindeer. Oh, what a better world that was.” Professor Kottonen smiled to herself.
“Are you kidding me?” Madeline muttered. “We just had an earthquake, and all you can talk about is reindeer?”
“It wasn’t an earthquake,” Maria protested. “It was an alien landing on the roof.”
The Finnish woman at the front of the class, clad in an austere, academic outfit, sighed and shook her head. All of the students knew what was coming next.
“Miss Mulcahy…” she looked at the ceiling thoughtfully. “You are a senior in an American university. You should be proud of how smart you are, but unfortunately…” — she turned her gaze to the startled cheerleader — “you are a total moron.”
“I know it’s…” Maria stammered.
“And how do you know?”
Maria knew that resisting would only get her into more trouble.
“That’s what I thought. Now let us get back to the lecture. Oh, where is my brain today?” she commented with a self-appreciating laugh.
“Faaaarrrr in the North of Finland…” Maria snapped, imitating the accent.
“Maria, Maria, Maria…” the professor said with a sigh. “Get out of my classroom if you are going to be a racist.”
Maria wanted to say more, but she thought of how it would affect more than just this class if she were to continue rebelling. Ultimately, she gathered her books and walked out of the room.
She had not gone far when the sound of a howling wind resonated through the hallway, and yet, she felt no wind at all. She had just walked past the stairway to the third floor when she felt, somehow, wanted.
Website: Weirdyear
Posted November 15, 2009 by planetmagazineCategories: Letters to the Editor
Tags: Planet Magazine
Dear Editor:
I recently started a new flash fiction site called “Weirdyear Daily Flash Fiction”, and I was wondering if you might be interested in putting a link to it up on your site.
Thanks!
Earl S. Wynn
Letter to the Editor: Odyssey Writing Workshop online
Posted October 14, 2009 by planetmagazineCategories: Letters to the Editor
Tags: Planet Magazine
Odyssey’s online classes are designed for adult writers of fantasy, science fiction, and horror. Each class is focused on a particular element of fiction writing and is designed for writers at a particular skill level, from beginners to professionals.
More information (and resources for writers): http://www.odysseyworkshop.org.
‘Foetal Distraction’ by Monica Carter
Posted October 9, 2009 by planetmagazineCategories: Science Fiction
Tags: Monica Carter, Planet Magazine

(c) 2009 Romeo Esparrago
Few leave this place alive. Entering through the heavy, green, odd-shaped door, Dr. Charles Dennis shivers. An inclement night: wind tears through the old house, the hospital, where desperate souls bury immorality, illness, fear of the immortal, or they bury themselves. Tonight something other than death, sickness, and despair saturate the place; something else seems to have permeated the thick walls.
Old Jacob, a tangled mass of verbiage and stinking clothes, huddled on a makeshift bed beside an open fire, seeks the good doctor’s eye. “It were a night like this I found him, a black night — dark as ever ’ell was afore the Devil lit his fire!” Phlegmatic eyes illuminated, he leans forward. The unfortunate doctor wants to leave; a warm supper awaits him at the inn, but Jacob’s posture, its eerie promise, holds him.
He watches as the old man pulls his frayed coat tight about his skinny frame, rubs cold arms to warm still colder blood, and draws closer to the feeble flames that claw the dank October night, in the open grate. Jacob, like a hideous automaton, clasps the doctor’s arm, and forces his wet mouth close against his shrinking ear.
“It were a night like this I found him: cold, wet, curled like a babe unborn, all dirty, soiled.” Before Dr. Dennis can enquire of whom he speaks, Jacob continues. “Sometimes he wept, and others he laughed, a screeching sound that sent the rats of Tanner Street — for that is where he was — scurrying.” The good doctor steps back in alarm.
NaNoWriMo Reopens
Posted October 9, 2009 by planetmagazineCategories: Books, Editorials
Tags: NaNoWriMo, Planet Magazine
National Novel Writing Month: Participants begin writing November 1. The goal is to write a 175-page (50,000-word) novel by midnight, November 30.
Details:
‘Brain Break’ by Kris Knapp
Posted September 20, 2009 by planetmagazineCategories: Planet Magazine, Science Fiction
Tags: Kris Knapp, Planet Magazine, Science Fiction

(c) 2009 Romeo Esparrago
Corrodel stepped through the telepod, fumbling with his mug and briefcase. He tripped, and hot coffee splashed on his white shirt.
Jobe swiveled in his hover chair and chortled. “Bravo.”
Corrodel sighed and set down his mug and briefcase.
Jobe hovered back around. “Thirty seconds late. Old man Lipston’ll have your head.” He sipped a fizzy drink.
Corrodel wrung out his tie. “Don’t care.”
Jobe shrugged and gnawed at the end of a choco-stick.
Corrodel sighed and tossed his tie aside. “I miss anything?”
“Petunias are in the Garden.” Jobe pointed with his choco-stick. “Your turn to clean out the fertilizer.”
They stared at each other.
Corrodel sighed and pulled on a rubber suit. He went to the cells and the laser bars disappeared.
“Why do we bother with these?” he muttered.
“What’s that?”
“Nothing.”
The human-blob inmates were arranged in uniform rows. Wires and cords ensnared their boneless limbs from the ceiling like strands of a spider web. Fluids pumped into their brains and into their gelatinous arms. He changed out their waste collectors, grumbling.
“Wouldn’t it just be cheaper to execute them?”
Jobe cackled. “Think so? What costs more? Fluids and our wages? Or lawyers, courts, appeals, more appeals…”
Corrodel rolled his eyes. He finished cleaning the collectors, walked through the disinfector and plopped down in a chair in the control room.
Jobe passed him a choco-stick. “See what they’re up to.”
Corrodel kicked his feet back and flipped on the vidscreens.
* * *
Wallach stared at the slice of pizza. Melted cheese bubbled around red saucers of pepperoni. He took a bite.
And spit it out. He shoved the plate away.
“What’s the matter?” Earl sucked on a giant rib. “You love pizza.”
“Tastes grey,” he said.
Earl barked, laughing. “How’s that?”
Wallach looked at the other inmates. They sat around in luxury chairs, eating filet mignon and lobster, drinking champagne and fancy booze. A diamond chandelier hung from the ceiling. Bombshell women and men muscled like Greek gods walked around, serving everything.
“You’ve just eaten it too much,” said Earl. A serving girl walked past. He grabbed her by her apron and wiped sauce from his face and spanked her. “Every day you eat the stuff.”
“Pizza used to be my favorite.” He shrugged. “Nothing tastes right to me.”
Earl shrugged. “Get drunk.”
Wallach stood and walked down the hall to Cell 18. He opened the door.
Letter to the Editor: Atomjack e-anthology ‘Butterfly Affects’
Posted August 16, 2009 by planetmagazineCategories: Letters to the Editor, Planet Magazine
Tags: Atomjack, Planet Magazine
Dear Editor:
Atomjack has just published its first e-anthology, Butterfly Affects*. The theme is alternate futures, where some changed event in our past (as recently as Gary Hart and the Berlin Wall) has affected our future in drastic and dramatic ways. I would like to invite your readers to have a look.
The anthology begins here:
http://www.atomjackmagazine.com/Butterfly_Affects/index.html
Adicus Ryan Garton, editor of Atomjack
*As in what the butterfly affects
Website: Starship Modeler
Posted August 16, 2009 by planetmagazineCategories: Planet Magazine, Science Fiction, Website
Tags: Planet Magazine
Starship Modeler is an information resource for the science fiction, factual space, fantasy, mecha, or anime scale model builder.
‘More Blood’ by David Such
Posted July 12, 2009 by planetmagazineCategories: Planet Magazine, Science Fiction
Tags: David Such, Planet Magazine, Science Fiction

Illustration (c) 2009 Romeo Esparrago
The girl sitting next to him was hot, but damn she could talk. Jes was Sam Blood’s latest potential new girlfriend. She hadn’t quite separated from her current man, but Blood had a feeling that this was imminent. The uComm beeped in Blood’s ear. He activated it on silent while pretending to continue to listen to what Jes was saying.
“Blood, we have another tasking order,” his partner spoke in his ear, “it’s a worker’s comp case, a back-injury claim. The insurance agency hasn’t been able to prove it, but their AI has indicated that this perp is a faker. I’m uploading the file now, have a squiz and I will pick you up in 10.”
Blood considered this and took a swig of his He-Man 9000 Super Strong Ultra Beer. It tasted like crap but what the hell, he had an image to uphold. He focused back on what Jes was saying: “… I can’t believe it, he was such an arsehole. Don’t you agree?”
Blood thought that he was pretty safe in going along with this, “Yeah — a total tool. Who is this again?”
“I just told you, my ex-fiasco! Were you even listening?”
“Of course, Babe, I’m just a little distracted at the moment. My partner and I have this big case that we are working on. We need to catch a cheater.”
“A cheater! I’m an expert on that.”
“Is that right? Tell me everything. I’m here for you Jes, I want you to know that.”

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